1) A month goes by without having sex (with you) and there is no guilt trip involved
2) Two months go by without having sex (with you) and there is no guilt trip involved
3) Three months go by without having sex (with you) and your husband still seems OK with it
4) Before either of you realizes it you are ringing in the new year in different cities never having had sex with each other during the past calendar year. WTF.
The sad thing is, I knew it was going on and didn't bat an eye or care.
Stupid fucker. He should have just been thankful for the "fuck all you want" hall pass.
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