Friday, January 1, 2010

Greedy girls and boys

Well well well.

It looks as if I am not the only greedy shopper in this dying-on-the-vine marriage.

A certain Viagra-popping-not-banging-his-wife husband spent a little time putting a down payment on his new water front property yesterday in honor of the new year and his new life-without-a-wife.

And had the gall to be upset when he called me via cell phone on New Year's Eve on his way to the par-tay only to be told it was not the time to talk about it.

Sorry, but no. I do not want to talk to you on the cell phone on your way to party while I am home being a mother to our child KNOWING you have a Viagra induced boner for the evening.

And lastly, so I am in the clear here... Our marriage toppled largely due to the fact that I spent thousands of dollars shopping so you thought you might pop in and make a $250,000 condo purchase on your way out drinking for the evening?

I guess you showed me who's the boss.

1 comment:

Let me know I'm not alone here...