For me at least. My husband is having sex, I'm just not sure who he is having it with.
What led me to this point?
The title of this blog?
Sex. Shopping. And Greed.
Lots of all three.
Like the chicken and the egg I'm not sure which came first, but they all three came in heavy doses and led me to make stupid and bad choices.
I had sex, which led to marriage. Trust me, I know sex does not always lead to marriage. I had my share of sex with people I did not marry.
I love to shop, and I got greedy about it.
My marriage imploded largely in part to it.
Other things contributed to the end of my marriage, but my shopping, debt and deceitful ways to get what I want were not helpful.
That is for sure.
So here it is, New Years Eve and my hoping-for-an-easy-divorce husband has taken a Viagra and left for the night. He will be home tomorrow.
Yep, I counted the remaining Viagra. Trust me, we don't have sex but I know where he keeps the Viagra hidden.
Happy New Years, honey.
Oh my God...this is going to be an interesting blog.
ReplyDeleteScandalous! I love you already. I'm sorry about the divorce. Men are stupid, stinky idiots. I'd use bigger words but your soon-to-be ex does not deserve me busting out the college words.
ReplyDeleteMaybe you could poor something gross into his little Viarga bottle!
Oh and btw, congrats. When you get a comment on your blog that starts with "oh my god", you know you've got a hit. *wink wink*
ReplyDeleteHi. I'm a stupid, stinky idiot. Might become a regular reader. So how long are you going to put up with this lechery?
ReplyDeleteHow long will I put up with this? Believe it or not I am a strong woman. I will put up with it indefinitely. I love seeing my daughter each and every day. Plus, if my sissy husband wants to divorce me he needs to man up and do it versus try to back me into a corner because he doesn't have the balls to be percieved as the bad guy.
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